Well, today is Thursday and not Sunday, it's raining outside and it Besides others is cold. Okay, cool, not cold, after all, songwriter still summer. The whole world tells me what is the heat wave since yesterday about the Sydney and here pissed. But I do not complain, that's the perfect weather to once again what to schreibseln.
I've made but still not as many new things and am currently more concerned with the important but not as interesting to eat things like take care of life and sleep, can be found here again not something specific travel.
So back to the title. What to do on Sunday afternoons? Everyone had this before, you know just nchts to do with themselves. Against this boredom, I have now during the trip on the Great Ocean Road found a good way. For those people who are extreme animal lovers is now, maybe not, so listen to the best read directly.
But to the point: Who does it not annoy? The pigeons plague major cities in Germany? The rats of the air lifts all full of shit not only no, they also have the incredible audacity (or should I say courage?) Walk around in an ever-range kick at the feet. And who does not ever have an request had to be hasty just ansatzlos the leg and to give the pigeon tuition in the near-ground high-speed flight ... But that's not natural. On the one yelling it again to the conservationists, and if the level is not at hand you get at least very disapproving looks from the retired Ue65 Taubenfuetterern.
Another problem is the lack of sustainability. Until you understand where each pigeon namely by NEN kick that they are kindly not to be in the immediate vicinity and there is no food has probably some time go by. And songwriter more cumbersome to do so because suddenly you're running behind even the pigeons. In addition to the feed space problem is not solved, because the self-appointed keepers Ue65 who have nothing better to do than hanging around public places with their Brottueten will probably double the ration, as a kind of compensation.
long story short, a new offensive against the pigeons must be found. You must be sustainable and remain hidden while before the Fuetterer.
For the easy and fun solution to the problem, you only need 3 things for all the little money have to be:
first Pigeons, which does nothing bigger in every city. Alternatively tuns here gulls when one grad living in harbor cities.
second A pack of toast, just something cheap.
third A tube of mustard Loewe Extra Sharp ...
with buyers reacted to the self-proclaimed nice Salvation Army the park bench. If you want you can start a conversation and can tell one from the war, but is not necessary. Incidentally, one small Toastkruemel tampered with ner good portion of mustard. Once you can show up the first pigeons supplementation with a clear conscience. just do not laugh too loud when the bastards the crumbs and spit back out wild and herschuetteln her head.
The whole has the effect of additionally brings Nachhatigkeit, but it gradually in this way the critters that people food for them is nothing. Maybe you get the plague then eingedaemmt a bit. But action is needed in any case, otherwise we have now in states such as Germany in Southern England. Since namely, the gulls have now understood this to frighten the people if such a sudden out of nowhere a gull flying over his face and the appropriate person here still driven. The pleasant side effect of frightened people is that they tend their still warm Fish & Chips falenzulassen. A feast. And before we, as the English urrently, discuss whether we should allow weapons to Moewenjagd the extra hot mustard is surely the pacifist solution ... SOON
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